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Ian, Kris, and Mark apply their years of adventuring knowledge and survival experience to try and beat a series of beloved children's gamebooks. Just kidding. We're drunk.
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Monday Jan 27, 2020
Monday Jan 27, 2020
Your friend has gone missing in Mexico, and you're having bad dreams. What more proof do you need that he's time-travelled back into the Mayan empire and gotten himself sacrificed? Will you Space Jam for his life against the evil Mayan priesthood? Will you be abducted by the inexplicable alien presence? Will you ever be cool enough to get into the damn Temple of the Magicians? Let's find out.
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Monday Jan 13, 2020
Monday Jan 13, 2020
The worst (but only?) superhero in Titan City is back! And this time you really can't just go ride bumper cars; you must figure out where these irksome villains are meeting up. Also the President's life is in danger, but since you don't remember any of your clues he's probably toast. At least you'll spend your final hours in the comfort of some great Sharper Image gizmos.
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Monday Dec 30, 2019
Monday Dec 30, 2019
You're a superhero. Your only power seems to be that you can't be fired from the job you never show up to, but on top of that you have a lot of gadgets (or at least, a lot of guns). When a gang of super villains threatens to take over the world, you know that your only hope is to kick them in the nuts. But since you're too busy riding bumper cars, going to plays, and buying knick knacks to distract your boss, the world is probably doomed.
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Monday Dec 23, 2019
Monday Dec 23, 2019
You've always fantasized about getting chopped to pieces by lightsabers and gunned down by droids. Well now is your chance. Will you have your mental privacy and agency violated by a force user? Will you bring the man responsible for the universe's omnipresent OSHA violations to justice? Or will you just get stuck in an elevator for, like, the whole book? You're about to find out. May be the force be with you.
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Monday Dec 09, 2019
Monday Dec 09, 2019
How many ten year olds does it take to smuggle classified documents and rebel leaders out of a hostile foreign nation? Just one, as long you've got your trusty motor glider. Can you outwit a shifty nerd with no lines, outrun a hail of falling motor bullets, and avoid the explosion of blood that was once your moglo pilot? Yeah. Screw what your president dad says.
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Monday Dec 02, 2019
Monday Dec 02, 2019
Cool we'll just explain real quick at the top that it's a split-up episode and then dive into the book. Shouldn't take more than a minute.
Monday Nov 25, 2019
Monday Nov 25, 2019
The Evil Power Master is back! For the first time! And no one can stop him except the legendary trio consisting of Rendoxoll the condescending sex robot, Flppto the racist Martian, and you! Unfortunately, your research lab is full of ants, and even more unfortunately this minor bug problem threatens to derail your efforts to save the universe. Prepare to miniaturize.
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Monday Nov 11, 2019
Monday Nov 11, 2019
Chult. A land of frog people, friendly mold monsters, "naturally formed" burning skyscrapers, and other inexplicable D&D nonsense. You are the worst cleric in the Realms, sent here to save the world from eternal winter despite having no magical talent and the overall fortitude of an anemic goldfish. Will you die heroically of insomnia when your ace guides forget to bring pillows? Or will you choke to death heroically trying to pronounce the names of local settlements? Either way, winter is definitely coming.
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Monday Oct 28, 2019
Monday Oct 28, 2019
Just in time for Halloween, BYOA takes you into the spooky occult legend of Stonehenge! Unfortunately, "The Henge" is teeming with cosplaying chavs and ends up being yet another time-cave prank. Will you be enslaved by ferrophoibic faeries? Will you be arrested for running naked through the streets of London? Will you manage to follow the narrative amidst a minefield of tangents about pro-wrestling, Mortal Kombat, and Starcraft? Time to find out.
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Monday Oct 14, 2019
Monday Oct 14, 2019
You were trying to get on your school bus, but instead you got on a bus that just drives into the back a giant van so it can be stolen by terrorists. And the bus in the van, and the van in the pit, and the pit in the cave, and the cave in the town, and the town of the glove, and the glove down in the valley-o.
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